chingchongpuffindong:

i have a story for you all

so my mum works at the local hospital as a rad tech, but she used to work in a really ghetto hospital on the bad side of town and she saw of a lot of crazy shit in there

but there was one lady that came in once and she was a big black woman and my mum said she told the doctors, “i gotta bine growin outta mah badina”

and the doctors couldn’t understand her so she had to repeat it a few times

she had a vine growing out of her vagina

there’s a old wive’s tale where a potato is used as a pessary (to avoid a collapsing uterus), and the potato is used every night, but you’re supposed to take it out when you wake up

this woman didn’t, and the potato had sprouted and there was indeed a vine growing out of her vagina

welcome to florida

(via fluffyrain)