Wait a sec here.
How do I even do a relationship?
I haven’t had a real, proper one in over two years, and now that that appears to actually be changing, I’m just sitting here thinking “…oh shit, now what do I do?”
It’ll all sort itself out over time and this post is stupid, I realize that. Right now though, I’m sitting by myself in the dark at almost 4 in the morning, which is apparently needlessly-overthink-everything-and-self-destruct o’ clock.
Stop doing that, you asshole.