also, tonight at work, justin and chris (my two coworkers i did the hypothetical wrestling matches with yesterday) started another game to pass the time in which we all picked five television characters (two leads, two supporting and one wild card) and came up with a plot for a series involving those characters, essentially resulting in really terrible crossover fanfiction

the synopsis of my series involved evil jeff winger, in an attempt to make his way to the prime timeline to wreak havok on the greendale study group, convincing walter white/heisenberg to partner up with him with the promise of expanding his crystal meth empire

however, in his attempt to crossover to the prime timeline, they are instead sent to a futuristic parallel universe, where they make the most of the advanced technology to spread the heisenberg empire’s reach and winger’s destruction across countless planets

enter captain malcom reynolds, delivering heisenberg’s cargo from point to point. he knows orders are shady as fuck, but it’s a well paying job that keep his crew fed and ship in the sky, so he asks no questions

meanwhile, after catching wind of numerous civilizations declining, the eleventh doctor resolves to find the source of the matter, leading the tardis to materialize within serenity and confrontation with captain reynolds

after explaining the situation and revealing the contents of the cargo (like, super bad meth and ricin and evil troll dolls or some shit i don’t know) to mal and the crew, they join forces with the doctor to end heisenberg’s reign

while mal has never dealt with heisenberg or evil winger directly, he knows a guy who knows a guy, so he leads the doctor to a scummy bar, to interrogate charlie “wild card, bitches!” kelly, who i guess is hooked on meth and beating rats to death in the bathroom or something

that’s as far as i got with the idea, but that’s probably a lot better than it has any right to be

but it’s also pretty terrible too